
When it runs again, I'll jump in and get back to my life. I don't have a choice! Kingpin's got a supercollider. Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid. Like a lot–ĭon't you dare finish that sentence. Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension. This'll all make you a better Spider-Man. This is amazing! You can teach me like Peter said he would. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.Īre you from another dimension? Like a parallel universe where things are like this universe but different? And you're Spider-Man in that universe? But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how? Then why aren't you dead? And why is your hair different? Why are you older? And why is your body– a different shape? What was that? Kid electrocuted me– with his hands. YOU'RE accusing ME of pointing when you're–!! You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you, and then you'll know. You're pointing at me right now as you say that! Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now! You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! You're saying I'm not who I say I am!

Let's start at the beginning, one last time.

Ow!īut you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump, or the last. But it worked out.ĭo you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and it bums me out. We can't all be everywhere at once.Ī little touch and go. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album.

I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again, and again and again, and again. With great power, comes great responsibility. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, And for ten years, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. what are you.Īlright, let's do this one last time. You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you. You're pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now! You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first? It's just a prototype.īut you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.ĭon't get too excited, Miguel.
